Beyonce’s GQ Cover: Porn Or Promotion?

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    All I see here besides the obvious is a lady desperately wanting the world to know she’s not fat and to stop the stretch mark queries because her expensive TriLastin-SR cream (or whatever) did the trick. Quick quick it’s imperative I keep my premiere magazine placement on the nightstand before those highbrow primates flip the page to the next phenotypically pleasing physique and jack off. If you didn’t already know most women’s biggest fear is to be invisible to men, rich girl porn puts it in perspective.

    Read: A Troubling Trend: Attack On Black Women In The Media

    To me, this pathology that many of us suffer from is a much more interesting convo than what I’ve seen today which is grown azz dudes on Facebook obsessing over whether Photoshop was used and picking apart a mother, daughter and sister’s thigh dimensions to determine whether she actually deserves the title “most beautiful” or whether Adobe should get the credit. Patriarchy gets the blame once more for instructing brainless atavistic twits to inextricably confuse beauty with harmoniously aligned symmetry.

    While working dramatically to be indispensable to men by seeking constant validation via porn these women are giving the Y chromosome permission and allowance to verbally violate us by dissecting our bodies in the public sphere like they were in biology class – they don’t even feel ashamed enough to keep their pubescent-esque commentary to close friends and family members.

    This is no culture that’s conducive to women’s health, so please spare me your body ratio checklist – do that morphology  in private with your petroleum girlfriend, and just be happy women view you as twice the size of who you really are.

    What do you think?  Tell us here on E8 what your thoughts are.

    Editor’s note: The mag promises that “It’s only going to get better (and hotter).” The hotly anticipated issue hits the newsstands across the country Jan. 22. This could have been absolutely genius marketing. Release the peculiar sneak peek. Then follow with the real thing and get people talking. Well GQ we are talking.

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