President Obama: ‘I’ve Got 99 Problems And Now Jay-Z Is One.’

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    President Barack ObamaPresident Obama last night joined Conan O’Brien onstage at the Washington Hilton for the annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner, and gave his fifth address to the organization of journalists who cover the White House, and the President himself.

    Read: President Obama: ‘Being President, Above All, Is A Humbling Job.’

    In his remarks, the President poked at himself, as well as some of the news organizations and politicians in the room. He also showed a spoof promo for Steven Spielberg’s followup to “Lincoln,” a biopic called “Obama.”

    He opened strong by saying:

    Actually, my advisers were a little worried about the new rap entrance music.   They are a little more traditional.  They suggested that I should start with some jokes at my own expense, just take myself down a peg.  I was like, guys, after four and a half years, how many pegs are there left?

    On the presidency:

    And yet, even after all this time, I still make rookie mistakes.  Like, I’m out in California, we’re at a fundraiser, we’re having a nice time.  I happen to mention that Kamala Harris is the best-looking attorney general in the country. As you might imagine, I got trouble when I got back home.   Who knew Eric Holder was so sensitive?

    On Jay Z:

    So, yes, maybe I have lost a step.  But some things are beyond my control.  For example, this whole controversy about Jay-Z going to Cuba — it’s unbelievable.  Oh, yes, maybe I have lost a step.  But some things are beyond my control.  For example, this whole controversy about Jay-Z going to Cuba — it’s unbelievable.  I’ve got 99 problems and now Jay-Z is one.   That’s another rap reference, Bill.   I’ll let you know.

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